quest gone....wrong?

"...Oh, and then will you thrust that glistening sword of yours into my heaving bussom?"
"Ye--What? No! Do you think I'm here to joke, monster?"
"Well, yes. Aren't you? You can't really want to kill me because I strafed a couple trees..."
"Those 'couple trees' were my father's orchard! And your frost has destroyed half the harvest!"
"You harvest from trees? What are you, squirrels?"
"Enough, monster! Now you--"
"Wait, wait, wait... If I agree not to strafe this 'orchard' again, then you won't be mad, right? We can keep on playing? Because I do want to see what you can do with that sword..."


A kight's quest to slay a marauding monster goes....Well, it doesn't go 'wrong' but it certainly takes an unexpected turn...